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Apr 18
This was outside my history professor’s office.

This was outside my history professor’s office.

Apr 17

myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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Apr 17

grandpacain:

macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

wow, i could get even more procrastinating done!

Apr 17
vonmunsterr:

natureisthegreatestartist:

Growing strawberries on a trellis is pretty amazing, isn’t it? It sure makes picking them a lot easier.

This is everything I’ve ever dreamed of.

vonmunsterr:

natureisthegreatestartist:

Growing strawberries on a trellis is pretty amazing, isn’t it? It sure makes picking them a lot easier.

This is everything I’ve ever dreamed of.

Apr 17
Apr 17
saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

Apr 17

fallen-angel-of-stone:

Just made the Leap from my fave itty bitty ancient LG Optimus S to a huge, modern Galaxy S4. Cool, right?

Except IT DOESN’T FIT IN ANY OF MY EITHER TINY OR NONEXISTENT POCKETS BECAUSE, FEMALE CLOTHES ARE INCONVENIENT AS HELL

use the back pocket. It is the only place my phone fits

Apr 17

plinktone:

telapathetic:

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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Apr 17
Apr 17

bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

Apr 17

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

Apr 17

keyblade-assassin:

firelorcl:

hairstyles change your entire appearance don’t even try to tell me they don’t

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Apr 17

fallen-angel-of-stone:

I wanna be that person that makes people call dibs on me when I walk into a room

Apr 17
missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

Apr 17
nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)